Cutting The Schmada Short

Okay, my bird is down the country visiting her aunty, I'm chilling on my own in my gaf, bored to tears, I have been grazing for about 4 hours now. Every once and a while I try to think of something to write about in my blog. I am finding really hard over the last while and I don't want to write anything unless it’s really worth it. I cook myself some more food, I flick back and forth from the Fulham match to the Liverpool match. I then give the Irish Dragons Den a go after that and my toes start to curl upright within minutes. I start to flick . . . . . . There is nothing on . . . hold on . . . . . holy shit, TV3 are showing Miller's Crossing. Amazing, I haven't seen this film in ages. Jesus, this channel is not all bad. On we go, into the movie. I can't wait this, me and Aaron used to watch this film the whole time.

'Casper, your as big as your gonna be and don't forget it, now, take your flunky and dangle.'


'So I suppose you think you raised hell?'

'Sister, when I raise hell you'll know it.'


'Ye know, Tom, I heard the phone ring but didn't answer it, I figured it wasn't for me.'


And in the middle of a scene, not the end of a scene, the middle of a scene.

And not only the middle of a scene but the middle of some characters line, a real important line, we cut to an ad break.

Jedward and all the other X Factor Stars this year at Trabolgan. What the fuck!

At last, I am so enraged that I have something to write about on my blog. For fuck sake. Like if you are ever stuck for something to get pissed off about, have no fear, TV3 is here. The film is back on now and all I am waiting for is to see at what scene are they going to cut to another ad break at now.

I can see it now, Albert Finney will be milling all those lads out of it in his gaf, and that iconic moment when he has killed everybody, he stops takes out his cigar and takes a drag while that recording of Frank Paterson is singing Danny Boy. Just before he takes the drag, and that moment is captured, it will cut to 'the freshness of Frebreze'.

Are they that broke in there that they need some machine to call the ad breaks, call them whenever there is a brief break of silence, well I hope that’s what it is. I understand when they do it during their day time shows, the ad breaks are the best part about those shows, but to be at it in the middle of a scene.

Anyway, I going to go back to the film and try to enjoy it, hay, at least, I got something to write about in my blog . . . . . . fucking TV3 . . . . Ps if you haven't seen it as yet, get your ass out and buy a copy of Miller's Crossing.