Go Tiger!

Does anyone else think that Tiger Woods is full of shit? All this absolute horse shit about 'I am terribly sorry about the selfish behaviour I engaged in.' Am I hearing this shit right or is this man apologising to the world about riding a loads hot birds and why is everyone buying this so called apology, everyone seems to be believing every word. Sorry, Tiger, the only reason why you are sorry, mate, is because you got fucking caught.

Are you tell me that if you hadn't of got nicked shagging all those birds that one day you would of come to a realisation that what you were doing was wrong and just stop it. That a natural guilt would hit you and you would realise, 'Holy Shit, I am loosing control here with all these birds. I better stop' Not that I am dissing you for what you were doing, man, I don't care if you are into forearm sex in some dominatrix' dungeon, it doesn't matter to me, fair play to you, in fact, but don't give me a line shite. You were absolutely loving the buzz and don't lie. You were sleeping with an array of models and pornstars, you were thoroughly enjoying yourself. You were very aware of what you were doing, don't tell me your judgment was clouded or I will start hitting things. It was clouded because you were probably to busy trying to judge what was the best way to tear of that porn stars thong off.

And what are you apologising to me for? Why are you apologies to the press? Are you trying to rub it in that you are having a better time than us? Why are you apologising to anyone other than your wife and why do you think I might care. Do you really think I give a fuck?

When all this shit broke about Tiger's sex marathon with all those women, I remember thinking, what is the big deal? Fair play to him, oh my god, what a fucking legend. They have actually found a way for me to pay attention to golf. Tiger Wood has affairs with loads of women. Who gives a shit? I don't know his wife, I've never seen a picture of him with his wife before all this, sorry, but people have done worse, a lot worse. It's not like he has been caught in a hotel room with 2 midget prostitutes with an 8 ball of Charlie. He had conceptual sex with a few adults; fair play is the only thing on my mind.

And then there is this shit about - 'he lied to us' . . . . . . So! He is not the president of America, he is a fucking golfer. He can be lying his arse off and it should matter to anyone, he is a golfer. Not only a golfer but the best golfer, the best golfer world has ever seen, that is it, he can do what he wants. Everyone mind your own fucking business, who gives a fuck what the guy does. The people of golf should be kissing his arse; he has done more for that boring ass sport than anyone ever has. So anyone in golf that has a problem, sit down and shut up.

It now looks like I'm sticking up for Tiger and I was until he started coming out and saying sorry. Just stop, Tiger, stop, fire that stupid PR person and listen to me. You are an icon, you don't have to apologise to anyone. You are a billionaire, bro; don't worry about it if you loose that advertisement deal or that sponsor. You are a billionaire. You are one of the richest men to ever play sport. You are this generations Muhammad Ali and Michael Jorden. Trust me when I tell you, golf need you more than you need golf. Please stop with this lame apologetic bullshit character because you are just wrecking my head.